Season’s greetings from 3D Realms
It’s been a while since we’ve heard from 3D Realms and the Duke, but finally we get another glimpse of their game in the making, Duke Nukem Forever. With them still claiming that the game is currently in development after a stunning 12 years next April, they treat us with a fine piece of art. Check the Duke’s Christmas gift after the jump.
Either this is the longest running joke in history, or they are really taking their time with this game. Let’s hope we get some more news about the Duke’s next adventure in 2009.
Do you still have high hopes for this game or did you give up on it a long time ago? Let us know below as usual.








I have given up on this game.
It will very likely fail to meet expectations.
How exactly do game companies work on a game for 12 years anyway. There has been 2 entirely new generations of consoles since then. They have to keep rebuilding the game from the ground up to keep it up to date.
Exactly.
By the time this ever is released, Xbox 3 or Playstation 4 will be coming out within months of DNF’s release.
Lookit how big those guys are, didn’t anyone ever tell them, it’s not the size, but the motion of the ocean? :p
LOL this game is never coming out, and if it does then it will score 6.
It’s Duke Nukem ergo it will be absolutely awesome!!!
If we wanted sub standard trash, we’d be down the garbage dump. Nice try, troll boy!
why does smitty post pointless junk about the gaystation on an xbox board, come on can we keep on track here.
Yay its Duke Nukem: The Chinese democracy type phail!
I’m sorry guys… I didn’t mean to cause a ruckus. I’m just so in love with my PS3 that I don’t know what came over me. Since there aren’t as many great games to play on it like the xbox 360 I’ve found other things that I bet you can’t so with your xbox! I bet you can’t have sex with your crap machine. You can with the PS3! That’s why I love it so much!
That explains a lot.
Suspicions confirmed.
I like anal sex.
indeed you do.
Im BATMAN
So how’s that working out for you then?
I just wish i had a superpower other than money =(
Maybe thats what il get for christmas.
The other day I let 6 body bulilders ravage me in the weight room. I left feeling like a piece of swiss cheese, I had so many holes drilled through me.
i would like to beleive thats glovner talking but i have full knowledge of it being smitty
Nah, I never type under any name but my own, it does sound possible it is true though.
Sorry to be rude, but trolls weren’t on this site 6 months ago. Now looks what’s happened…