Season’s greetings from 3D Realms
It’s been a while since we’ve heard from 3D Realms and the Duke, but finally we get another glimpse of their game in the making, Duke Nukem Forever. With them still claiming that the game is currently in development after a stunning 12 years next April, they treat us with a fine piece of art. Check the Duke’s Christmas gift after the jump.
Either this is the longest running joke in history, or they are really taking their time with this game. Let’s hope we get some more news about the Duke’s next adventure in 2009.
Do you still have high hopes for this game or did you give up on it a long time ago? Let us know below as usual.
I have given up on this game.
It will very likely fail to meet expectations.
How exactly do game companies work on a game for 12 years anyway. There has been 2 entirely new generations of consoles since then. They have to keep rebuilding the game from the ground up to keep it up to date.
Exactly.
By the time this ever is released, Xbox 3 or Playstation 4 will be coming out within months of DNF’s release.
Lookit how big those guys are, didn’t anyone ever tell them, it’s not the size, but the motion of the ocean? :p
LOL this game is never coming out, and if it does then it will score 6.
It’s Duke Nukem ergo it will be absolutely awesome!!!
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Fag.
It’s so funny that you have to post on an Xbox 360 site because there’s no one at Playstatic. Loser, get a life, if you know what that is besides involving a computer and your defunct Piece of Shit 3.
If we wanted sub standard trash, we’d be down the garbage dump. Nice try, troll boy!
why does smitty post pointless junk about the gaystation on an xbox board, come on can we keep on track here.
Because he likes to, and he will probably continue sense you all seem to like it so much, especially that queer Glovner. Merry Christmas, keep a look out for future PS3 news.
You know for shits and giggles, I’ll troll whatever page you pull up. and I’ll sign up as Smitty too.
Or maybe it’s “sense” you’re a fag.
Yay its Duke Nukem: The Chinese democracy type phail!
I’m sorry guys… I didn’t mean to cause a ruckus. I’m just so in love with my PS3 that I don’t know what came over me. Since there aren’t as many great games to play on it like the xbox 360 I’ve found other things that I bet you can’t so with your xbox! I bet you can’t have sex with your crap machine. You can with the PS3! That’s why I love it so much!
That explains a lot.
Suspicions confirmed.
I like anal sex.
indeed you do.
Again not me. But this does show how childish and pathetic xbox owners are that they have to use my name because they cant come up with anything clever enough to say themselves, such a shame that you are all so out matched. Your all pathetic but none more pathetic then that faggot looser Glovner. Jeez Glovner you really are the biggest fag in the world, but you know that already. Stay tuned Glovner I have some special PS3 news coming your way.
Good one, I can honestly say I have never posted under someone elses name. Can you say the same hypocritical fag?
Been Smitty all along, queer bate.
Oh Look! It’s the village idiot from the other village that came to visit us today. Hey Smitty, how are you? let’s start with English today;
Can you spell ‘Loser’?
/end cleverness.
Yes I can spell loser. l-o-s-e-r, loser, would you like me to use it in a sentence?
H34RT 4TT4CK is a fucking loser.
How about another one,
H34RT 4TT4CK is a loser who spends his time finding peoples typos because he isn’t clever enough to come up with anything funny.
I really need to find someone on here with some actual skill, you guys just really aren’t a challenge for me and in fact your starting to bore me. H34RT 4TT4CK please take your dick out of Glovners ass he really doesn’t need you to hold his hand for him, he’s a big boy, and besides, he likes the big meat up his ass.
How are we pathetic? i’ts you that comes onto someone elses forum and tries to insult us and dont say its because you like to insult us, or some other lame ass excuse like its fun, the real reason is that you have no freinds and probably dont even have a PS3. I can picture smittys christmas right now, sitting in a dark cold room with no carpets asking his drunk farther if he can go and use the PC at the library to insult people who have a console, i actually feel sorry for him. Well merry christmas fellow time wasting internet dwellers, im off the pub awaits.
That’s the funniest shit I’ve heard from anyone on here, finally someone with some skill, its about time, your are without a doubt the funniest fucker I’ve ever heard Takumi. You who says I have no friends, and say you feel sorry for me. And yet your the alcoholic douche bag who’s going to the “pub” two days before Christmas. I understand you need to drink away your sorrows, Id be sad to if I was so poor I couldn’t afford a PS3. Oh and truth be told, I do like to insult you, because its fun, and its so God damned easy for me. Well have fun drinking at the gay bar for Christmas buddy. I feel sorry for you to.
LMAO im 17 im a real person, i went to my FRIEND’S party, do you know what a freind is smitty? you sarcastically tell me im not funny when you are so boring, just reading your shit makes me want to go to bed, you are a thick fuck, why cant you go the fuck away forever, your not wanted here just like your not wanted at home or school you angry little motherfucker!
wow you didnt have to be so harsh, sometimes it hurts =(, i know i have no freinds and thats why i come here, it makes me feel happy to have someone to talk to.
Im BATMAN
So how’s that working out for you then?
I just wish i had a superpower other than money =(
Maybe thats what il get for christmas.
The other day I let 6 body bulilders ravage me in the weight room. I left feeling like a piece of swiss cheese, I had so many holes drilled through me.
i would like to beleive thats glovner talking but i have full knowledge of it being smitty
Nah, I never type under any name but my own, it does sound possible it is true though.
Really, only six? If your going to use my name in an effort to insult me couldn’t you have come up with a better number then six?
You children sadden me so. I repeatedly try to find someone on here with an ounce of skill and all you guys come up with is “six bodybuilders”.
Wow that’s really funny stuff, it must make you laugh and laugh down there in your parents basement as you wonder if your going to do something more with your life, now that you are in your thirties and still living at home.
Hey you know what, you could always try comedy because your all really funny. You could do the whole gay body builder Swiss cheese thing, I’m sure it will be a hit.
Oh and 88, the only full knowledge you have of anything is how unsatisfying Glovners tiny dick is as it goes up your ass. Sure hope you guys come up with something clever soon, you all disappoint me so, but hey it is Christmas, its a time for miracles, so maybe one will happen and you’ll actually be clever for once, though I doubt it.
Hopefully all your crap box 120’s will be back from repairs by Christmas, not that it matters, its not like they’ll be any games to get for it anyways.
Well if you fail to find anyone of ‘Skill’ (which is an ambiguous term coming from you) why stick around?
What skill are you refering to you? If you mean the level of creativity invested in our insults againsts yours, I think you’re the one lacking skill.
Also, me and Glovner, yeah, we’re totally gay , and Takumi, and Veritas too, as well as Manodestra. We’re all a bunch of flaming queers, but guess who’s the one bending over bitch.
So little boy, we’re really bored of you. I personally think you need to grow up. I mean you’re best probably is that we can’t afford a PS3, but for your info, the lot of us couldn’t be bothered to throw away money for something we probably wouldn’t use much anyway. I think the only real quality winner you have in your arsenal is Little BIG planet, compared to our heaping plethora of quality games. So the money we could spend on a Piece of Shit 3? We’re instead investing in all the games the PS3 can’t offer. Now, sit down and shut the fuck up.
And then it all goes quiet, It looks like Smitty ran away before he could show us any of that “skill” he was talking about.
For a second I thought he replied I was getting ready to rail on him again.
Well said. Smitty RIP.
He can’t handle my skillz.
Sorry to be rude, but trolls weren’t on this site 6 months ago. Now looks what’s happened…