We’re going to make you an offer you can’t refuse. We humbly suggest – no pressure, no pressure! – that you go and download the Mafia II demo tomorrow. Not downloading it, playing it and enjoying it could have… unfortunate consequences. Very terminal consequences in fact.

Please understand, we’re not threatening you – no! We’d never do that. We’re friends after all, aren’t we? Just two friends having a chat. A chat about how easy it is, in this day and age, to have an unfortunate accident. The sort of accident that could easily be avoided by, say, staying at home and downloading the Mafia II demo – just as an example. We’re just looking out for you, making sure you don’t make a mistake that you’d regret later. Or rather, wouldn’t regret since it’s very hard to regret anything when you’re dead.

So come on, do yourself a favour. Download the Mafia II demo tomorrow – or… well, we don’t need to go into that right now, do we?