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Duke Nukem Forever Coming In 2011

2K Games and Gearbox Software announced yesterday that Duke Nukem Forever will officially make its long-awaited debut in calendar year 2011. Duke Nukem, the interactive entertainment industry’s most irreverent and quoted character of all time, will bring his signature brand of babe-lovin’, cigar-smoking, beer-chugging and ass-kicking action as he once again saves the Earth and our babes from hordes of invading aliens. The game was originally announced during the tail end of the Clinton Administration (April 1997).

“All great things take time… a lot of time,” laughs Christoph Hartmann, president of 2K. “After a hiatus from the video game world, Duke Nukem is back and better than ever. The return of the King from the glory days of shooters will satisfy our patient, die-hard fans, as well as a new generation of bubble gum-chewing, flat top and shades-wearing bad-asses. Make no mistake about it - Duke Nukem Forever is a testament to the era of when shooters were bodacious and fun.”

Put on your sunglasses and prepare to step into the boots of Duke Nukem, whose legend has reached epic proportions in the years since his last adventure. The alien hordes are back and only Duke can save the world, again. Pig cops, alien shrink rays and enormous alien bosses won’t stop our hero from accomplishing his one and only goal: to save the world, save the babes and to be a bad-ass while doing it. The King of All Shooters is back with over-the-top weapons, massive aliens and unprecedented levels of interactivity. This game puts pedal to the metal and tongue firmly in cheek, among other places. Shoot hoops, lift weights, read adult magazines, draw crude messages on whiteboards or ogle one of the many beautiful women that populate Duke’s life; that is if you can pull yourself away long enough from kicking ass and taking names. Duke Nukem was and will forever be immortalized in gaming history, and this is his legend.

“Hail to the king, baby! It’s unbelievable, it kicks ass and it’s totally going to happen!” said Randy Pitchford, president of Gearbox Software, “Gearbox has enabled die-hard key Duke Nukem franchise builders and skilled veteran game makers to stand together and deliver. All gamers deserve a happy ending and after all of us gamers feeling the full range of emotions about Duke Nukem Forever, I am thrilled to be in a position with the trust, power and means to make it happen. Am I crazy? Balls of steel, baby, balls of steel!”

Duke Nukem Forever is currently in development for Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 system and Windows PC and is not yet rated by the ESRB. Nukem Forever Coming In 2011 newsvine:Duke Nukem Forever Coming In 2011 furl:Duke Nukem Forever Coming In 2011 reddit:Duke Nukem Forever Coming In 2011 fark:Duke Nukem Forever Coming In 2011 Y!:Duke Nukem Forever Coming In 2011 gamegrep:Duke Nukem Forever Coming In 2011

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Comment by stumpa on 2010-09-05 09:48:29 | Reply

a fat bloke in the pub told me its gonna arrive on the back of a unicorn

Comment by stumpa on 2010-09-05 09:49:16 | Reply

so take it as gospel

Comment by Lotus 111s on 2010-09-05 20:22:14 | Reply

But i didn’t see you down the pub stumpa.

As for this game if it’s anything better than average i will be amazed. My guess it has been written from scratch in the last year, and has nothing to do with the silly 10 yrs it was supposedly in development.

Comment by stumpa on 2010-09-07 16:19:24 | Reply

but your the fat bloke that told me

Comment by theCount on 2010-09-07 15:54:24 | Reply

This is lies. [Insert Deity here] has determined that this game shall never actually be released. It shall forever be a joke. Hopefully not though…

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